Thursday, June 29, 2017

116: "I Have A Problem With Your Inter-Dimensional Incest" - Chances Are (1989)

This week on Saturday Night Jive, Christopher MacDonald dies and gets reincarnated as Robert Downey, Jr..  After he graduates college he meets a girl and her mom, who happens to be his wife in his past life.  It's the most charming movie featuring a father trying to have sex with his daughter.  It's Chances Are starring SNL alum Robert Downey, Jr., Cybill Shepherd, Ben's favorite actor, Ryan O'Neal and our mom's favorite actress, Mary Stuart Masterston.  The real question here is, is it ever ok to have sex with your daughter?  Even if its through a weird reincarnation loophole, it's still weird.  But then again every relationship is messed up in this film.  Still, with all the problems, it is a charming romantic comedy.  Enjoy!
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Thursday, June 15, 2017

115: "Check Out The Ass On Dianne Wiest" - Cops And Robbersons (1994)

We're talking Chevy Chase this week and his ineptness to effectively scrape cream cheese off a bagel.  Cops And Robbersons stars Chase as a wannabe cop whose house is taken over by Jack Palance as part of a stakeout to catch the notorious Robert Davi.  Davi is such a bad ass that he shoots watermelons in his basement but not so much a bad ass that he can't figure out that his neighbor's brother is a good 30 years his senior.  We watched Chevy Chase display his lack of functioning motor skills, and why the hell is his kid a vampire?  All this and more on this week's episode of Saturday Night Jive.  Enjoy!
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Sunday, June 11, 2017

114: "Blowjob Rape Anal Thermometer" - Little Man (2006)

Sorry for the gross title but it seems like the dirtier the title the higher the count and it's an apt description for the movie we watched.  Little Man from 2006 features not only Tracy Morgan but Molly Shannon and Rob Schneider as well.  So many questions, so many issues, we barely scratch the surface of how bizarre and wrong this movie is.  If you like us please write an iTunes review and if you have anything to say shoot us an e-mail at Enjoy!
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Thursday, June 1, 2017

113: "Where The Nappy Dugout?" - Bulworth (1998)

It's Sarah Silverman week on Saturday Night Jive and apparently she's in Bulworth.  We watched Bulworth and didn't see her but we did see SNL alums Laurie Metcalf and Nora Dunn.  We also saw an hour and 47 minutes of Warren Beatty rapping and black people respecting him for it.  This is a pretty crappy movie but listen to us try and figure out just how far up his ass Warren Beatty's head is.  Enjoy!
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