Thursday, June 15, 2017

115: "Check Out The Ass On Dianne Wiest" - Cops And Robbersons (1994)

We're talking Chevy Chase this week and his ineptness to effectively scrape cream cheese off a bagel.  Cops And Robbersons stars Chase as a wannabe cop whose house is taken over by Jack Palance as part of a stakeout to catch the notorious Robert Davi.  Davi is such a bad ass that he shoots watermelons in his basement but not so much a bad ass that he can't figure out that his neighbor's brother is a good 30 years his senior.  We watched Chevy Chase display his lack of functioning motor skills, and why the hell is his kid a vampire?  All this and more on this week's episode of Saturday Night Jive.  Enjoy!
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Sunday, June 11, 2017

114: "Blowjob Rape Anal Thermometer" - Little Man (2006)

Sorry for the gross title but it seems like the dirtier the title the higher the count and it's an apt description for the movie we watched.  Little Man from 2006 features not only Tracy Morgan but Molly Shannon and Rob Schneider as well.  So many questions, so many issues, we barely scratch the surface of how bizarre and wrong this movie is.  If you like us please write an iTunes review and if you have anything to say shoot us an e-mail at Enjoy!
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Thursday, June 1, 2017

113: "Where The Nappy Dugout?" - Bulworth (1998)

It's Sarah Silverman week on Saturday Night Jive and apparently she's in Bulworth.  We watched Bulworth and didn't see her but we did see SNL alums Laurie Metcalf and Nora Dunn.  We also saw an hour and 47 minutes of Warren Beatty rapping and black people respecting him for it.  This is a pretty crappy movie but listen to us try and figure out just how far up his ass Warren Beatty's head is.  Enjoy!
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Thursday, May 25, 2017

112: "Light Beer. No Glass" - Mr. Destiny (1990)

For George's 35th birthday we watched a movie about Jim Belushi's 35th birthday.  For Belushi, he drank a concoction made by Michael Caine and traveled to an alternate dimension.  For George, we watched Mr. Destiny.  Michael Caine changes Jim Belushi's life by showing him what would have happened had he hit a baseball once.  One of the more perplexing movies we've seen, it's hard to wrap your head around a movie with where our hero cheats on his wife the first day he's in a different timeline.  Enjoy!
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Friday, May 19, 2017

111: 'He DOES Hate Mondays' - Garfield (2004)

There once was a man named Joel Cohen who had a name sounding like an Academy Award winning director and screenwriter.  This is the reason Bill Murray gives for starring in Garfield.  It doesn't explain why he appeared in a sequel though or how Bill Murray confused the writer/director of Fargo with a guy who would write a cript about a lasagna loving cat.  This movie was pretty painful to sit through but did give us an evil twin Stephen Tobolowsky and we finally got to see Jon Arbuckle get laid.
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Friday, May 12, 2017

110: "Malkovich Made A Dumb Fuck Robot" - Making Mr. Right (1987)

Laurie Metcalf was only a credited SNL cast member for 1 episode but that's a good enough reason to watch the 1987 robot romance starring John Malkovich Making Mr. Right.  The movie asks two major questions, should I give my robot a penis, and more importantly should I give that penis foreskin.  Most of the conversation this week stems from that scientific query.  Enjoy!
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Thursday, May 4, 2017

109: "Wallace Shawn's Gone Rogue For Poontang" - My Favorite Martian (1999)

Christine Ebersole was a cast member on SNL so we watched My Favorite Martian.  If you can think of a better premise for a podcast, I don't want to hear it.  This movie is wonderfully insane and includes our new favorite poop joke.  What does NASA want with Jerry Garcia's ashes?  Does Christopher Lloyd have a sexual relationship with his clothing?  What are Vin Diesel's opinions on martian spacesuits?  Did Daryl Hannah eat a man?  Why are so many people putting alien gum in their mouths?  And where's all the VHS dubbing in this movie?  These questions as well as an examination of what the hell we're doing with our lives in this week's episode of Saturday Night Jive.  Enjoy!
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