tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74649787479843278832024-03-25T10:56:36.171-07:00Saturday Night Jive PodcastBenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.comBlogger350125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-33499586455422289812024-03-22T11:34:00.000-07:002024-03-22T11:34:26.574-07:00349: "Get A Look At Them Nubs" - SNL S9E16 - Michael Douglas / Deniece Williams<p><span style="background-color: white;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh59xc4yC981igqGl7IQkH4iI93Mnbzj1oUhaATwcTXtgnjkbkUVG_pEr1ro0TAcaFlY_d1roCEGLXtW-74KVQEMj_rLxVFL0aprPyfhCYru6N37hbLmsKe-nTXA_GWbuvqRtoQGuuJX9HnUdb4t2USaprwsEoT_YVul_IWFXl9iMBq9HOvWdfjalcBK98/s704/SNL%20Michael%20Douglas%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="704" height="218" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh59xc4yC981igqGl7IQkH4iI93Mnbzj1oUhaATwcTXtgnjkbkUVG_pEr1ro0TAcaFlY_d1roCEGLXtW-74KVQEMj_rLxVFL0aprPyfhCYru6N37hbLmsKe-nTXA_GWbuvqRtoQGuuJX9HnUdb4t2USaprwsEoT_YVul_IWFXl9iMBq9HOvWdfjalcBK98/s320/SNL%20Michael%20Douglas%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></div><span style="background-color: white;">It's been said many times on this podcast, George loves him some Mary Gross. For all you doubters out there, he proved why by forcing Ben to watch an episode of <b>Saturday Night Live</b> from Season 9 hosted by <b>Michael Douglas</b>. Coffee infused blood, totally rad 80s music videos, busty 7 year olds, a town without feet, a host with an open headwound, and blackface. This one has it all and we're in agreement that it's pretty solid. You got a demonic Jim Belushi in an ice cream shop, Tim Kazurinsky blowing up cars, Gary Kroeger flying over desks, and a dude that looks kinda like Kenny Loggins. Plus two bops from musical guest <b>Deniece Williams</b>. Join us for a Mary Gross boner that you'll never forget. Enjoy!</span><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><div><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/snl-michael-douglas-podcast/SNL%20Michael%20Douglas%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/snl-michael-douglas-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-3229697869486371962024-03-06T21:00:00.000-08:002024-03-06T21:00:00.224-08:00348: "Motorboating Bebe Neuwirth" - Wild Palms (1993)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpLi3Op13q4qDNuRZ9aLbJNSHwBuCusubWxIQcyiHUEvwREclsUBv1wmlWUh4MnVYgCrN3uZdaS4w1FMz0oruwBoPuNchEGbJe4WChDhidFKeInguVUelkjHU3KIQZdTwMqCJnWTRuxXcGYVmxcOJk7cQXc-hNrq-ZLczr8zoDIe91Y4JONH9BnpKyTdQ/s450/Wild%20Palms%20SNL%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="334" data-original-width="450" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpLi3Op13q4qDNuRZ9aLbJNSHwBuCusubWxIQcyiHUEvwREclsUBv1wmlWUh4MnVYgCrN3uZdaS4w1FMz0oruwBoPuNchEGbJe4WChDhidFKeInguVUelkjHU3KIQZdTwMqCJnWTRuxXcGYVmxcOJk7cQXc-hNrq-ZLczr8zoDIe91Y4JONH9BnpKyTdQ/s320/Wild%20Palms%20SNL%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Do you like Twin Peaks? Then you'll be utterly confused by <b>Wild Palms</b> almost as confused as SNL alum <b>James Belushi</b> who apparently didn't understand the script so just showed up on set and read his lines. Can't blame you, Jim. This is an indecipherable piece of nonsense. So the story is that ABC wanted to have another weird show to replace Twin Peaks after they ruined that show with studio meddling. They came up with this miniseries about a guy who is looking for the lost kid of his ex-lover and also has nightmares about rhinos and Robert Loggia squealing like a pig. There's also virtual reality where a shitty sitcom can beam to your couch. It's produced by Oliver Stone (who makes a cameo), it takes place in the future (watch for subtle hints because they do nothing with the fact that it's in the future), and it's a big old mess. While I doubt we'll watch any other episodes to see how this story pans out, we watched the 90 minute pilot which is available on YouTube and try to make sense of it. Stay tuned for next week to answer the ultimate question, will Ben get a boner from Mary Gross? Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/wild-palms-snl-podcast/Wild%20Palms%20SNL%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/wild-palms-snl-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-23441348642742755302024-02-28T21:00:00.000-08:002024-02-28T21:00:00.149-08:00347: "Scarred-Up Burnt Sex" - Pay It Forward (2000)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOu7g4RUA0SaqQGSaxI0g3FiD3YRiOa6G8P6Uqiy5vMLDrNVsfokPFkDeLsYvAKU6sMZQyHPCDYdqC3tXSJczhEtfSN02zjnhvTgPgZg7ptBzovQg1EinYOpwOWQ8ufMXUYIepuY36kToT6S4v-E2utse4NczVWOBEHQ77cQ564ki4GElJSEGHewt8HOQ/s1000/Pay%20It%20Foward%20SNL%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="648" data-original-width="1000" height="207" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOu7g4RUA0SaqQGSaxI0g3FiD3YRiOa6G8P6Uqiy5vMLDrNVsfokPFkDeLsYvAKU6sMZQyHPCDYdqC3tXSJczhEtfSN02zjnhvTgPgZg7ptBzovQg1EinYOpwOWQ8ufMXUYIepuY36kToT6S4v-E2utse4NczVWOBEHQ77cQ564ki4GElJSEGHewt8HOQ/s320/Pay%20It%20Foward%20SNL%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p>You want Oscars? Get two-time Academy Award winner Kevin Spacey on the phone. Sweeten the deal with Academy Award winner Helen Hunt. Throw in Academy Award nominee Haley Joel Osment. But you really looking for Oscar gold? Then you need Jon Bon Jovi and, more importantly, SNL alum <b>Jay Mohr</b>. We watched <b>Pay It Forward</b> from 2000, a movie that is a failure on multiple levels. Little Haley Joel Osment tries to change the world with kindness. His mother's a drunk, his teacher has burns all over him, his best friend is a hobo junkie that looks like Jesus. Jay Mohr is on the hunt for a big scoop. Then most of the movie is devoted to trying to get Kevin Spacey and Helen Hunt to bone burn victim style. Stay for the last 3 minutes if you want to see a kid get stabbed for no thematic reason. Enjoy!</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/pay-it-forward-snj-podcast/Pay%20It%20Forward%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/pay-it-forward-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-2696944203713288952024-02-20T12:47:00.000-08:002024-02-20T12:47:59.727-08:00346: "More Bruce Vilanch References" - Mango Part Two - An SNL Recurring Character Study<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi46UvnuQ7fTn0MWN8t2MMcGy7KuwDfg0s2GvS4kHRw1oor2vIqCajxURs4SsZ2VZ9TtJSy-fkI4o-B7VRl9L_mkfWqzqqHYrdz-xQ90NtSb0nK1RK1UhquHRv5-I4OxiTbIcOx2Cu4WSWhHXBFOwBxyY3smYwfoNtIckMU2A4xIndz1VhHZsNP84SmSS8/s420/mango.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="420" data-original-width="420" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi46UvnuQ7fTn0MWN8t2MMcGy7KuwDfg0s2GvS4kHRw1oor2vIqCajxURs4SsZ2VZ9TtJSy-fkI4o-B7VRl9L_mkfWqzqqHYrdz-xQ90NtSb0nK1RK1UhquHRv5-I4OxiTbIcOx2Cu4WSWhHXBFOwBxyY3smYwfoNtIckMU2A4xIndz1VhHZsNP84SmSS8/s320/mango.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>And we're back with yet another installment of our award winning segment<span style="text-align: center;"> </span><b style="text-align: center;">...And We're Back!</b><span style="text-align: center;"> where we take a deep dive into an SNL recurring character and watch all their appearances. Last time we gathered we watched the first 10 appearances of <b>Mango</b> and surprisingly couldn't stay away so we're back for one more slice of that sweet, sweet Mango pie. In this episode we watch the final 6 appearances of everyone's favorite male stripper and get some diminishing results. Somewhere along the way, we lost sight of Mango. Gone are everything we loved about the character and he eventually morphs into a stereotype. But it took much longer than anyone expected as we get to number 13 before any sort of Mango malaise kicks in. </span><span style="text-align: center;">Enjoy!</span><p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Sketches Include</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Mango </b>- Season 25, Episode 13 hosted by Ben Affleck</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Mango</b> - Season 26, Episode 11 hosted by Jennifer Lopez</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Mango</b> - Season 26, Episode 20 hosted by Christopher Walken</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Mango </b>- Season 27, Episode 5 hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Mango</b> - Season 27, Episode 9 hosted by Ellen DeGeneres</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b>Mango</b> - Season 27, Episode 20 hosted by Winona Ryder</div></div></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/mango-part-2-snj-podcast/Mango%20Part%202%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a></div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/mango-part-2-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></div></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-7254872709973102722024-01-30T21:00:00.000-08:002024-01-30T21:00:00.147-08:00345: "Fumble-rooni" - Necessary Roughness (1991)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8KJeXgjla8Qlw_hXqQY6uWC9opwYY4Ea59Iud06FC8BEEd-Zb2XxpIXMcut1PMR9ZmbRXaXbF8jLPpCAP9eZl4zpIgWDHMZNK0dyj9oS8_pmka1HMe5t0PFHwvPwHn9SE03DIc8C1p7RCVAilh8QL3BreIANOkLuzBAJAwYgTpHzq_N0mwkNGV41JhTY/s640/Necessary%20Roughness%20Podcast.gif" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="640" height="160" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8KJeXgjla8Qlw_hXqQY6uWC9opwYY4Ea59Iud06FC8BEEd-Zb2XxpIXMcut1PMR9ZmbRXaXbF8jLPpCAP9eZl4zpIgWDHMZNK0dyj9oS8_pmka1HMe5t0PFHwvPwHn9SE03DIc8C1p7RCVAilh8QL3BreIANOkLuzBAJAwYgTpHzq_N0mwkNGV41JhTY/s320/Necessary%20Roughness%20Podcast.gif" width="320" /></a></div>We're digging into the <b>Rob Schneider</b> bucket once again this week as we watched <b>Necessary Roughness</b> from 1991 featuring the Robmeister calling plays for a football team full of underdogs. Let me ask you a question. If I said I found a movie that features Scott Bakula, Kathy Ireland, Larry Miller, Robert Loggia, Sinbad, Senator Fred Thompson and of course Hector Elizondo would you think that it would be the greatest movie ever? So did we, but we found ourselves another thoroughly mediocre sports comedy. Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/necessary-roughness-snj-podcast/Necessary%20Roughness%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/necessary-roughness-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-47580764354201421632024-01-24T12:22:00.000-08:002024-01-24T12:22:54.963-08:00344: "A Disturbing Crush On Elizabeth Holmes" - Good Burger 2 (2023)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizdynEpv_jS7ki3hVjF0JBEWPWWfJ2ibgcoNZ2LgDSsCVeaZIinx-MYwV0PZHnmkMDzxUrnqnZNxv8OigOY2GvTrL3DC5z5-DhhdvGtJekrnykEODmtM85pD63fS5veSgjp4l95EPszSy1J2TcMnw58YLPvaljV5B_prGX9SIPL3kxiQ1r5uYkmr3VGwo/s1200/Good%20Burger%202%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="675" data-original-width="1200" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizdynEpv_jS7ki3hVjF0JBEWPWWfJ2ibgcoNZ2LgDSsCVeaZIinx-MYwV0PZHnmkMDzxUrnqnZNxv8OigOY2GvTrL3DC5z5-DhhdvGtJekrnykEODmtM85pD63fS5veSgjp4l95EPszSy1J2TcMnw58YLPvaljV5B_prGX9SIPL3kxiQ1r5uYkmr3VGwo/s320/Good%20Burger%202%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>We're finally here. A podcast years in the making We're finally going back for another taste of Ed's special sauce with <b>Good Burger 2</b> starring Kel Mitchell and <b>Kenan Thompson</b> and featuring a cavalcade of SNL cameos like <b>Leslie Jones</b>, <b>Pete Davidson</b>, <b>Ego Nwodim</b>, <b>Molly Kearney</b>, <b>Michael Longfellow</b>, <b>Andy Samberg</b>, <b>Mikey Day</b>, <b>Bowen Yang</b>, and <b>Maya Rudolph</b>. We also get some cameos from All That alumni as well as some old lady who thinks she's got something on Abe Vigoda and apparently Sinbad (somewhere, I didn't see him). Who wanted this, we do not know, but we got it. Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/good-burger-2-snj-podcast/Good%20Burger%202%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/good-burger-2-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-33270150394177253782024-01-16T12:47:00.000-08:002024-01-16T12:47:21.497-08:00343: "Fountains Of Racist Jizz" - Mango Part One - An SNL Recurring Character Study<p><span style="text-align: center;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSrkMlJKfHujBNk2NOhD2mU7UwKQg7GTDyIvUA7LBStdy6RoaGB4EU-1uTAdeCkoHb6duUPLIu7YKg1BgP7BsdbkkkJp_F-pnHmfCEUU8uQ1unw_3u99rhMu_-FJoYNJY_WZRUy94_Y97Dmz9hkk6aUQsqfWHTo0_7ja7IDy3I5Orhr161ECXcevxJdhM/s300/Mango.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="285" data-original-width="300" height="285" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSrkMlJKfHujBNk2NOhD2mU7UwKQg7GTDyIvUA7LBStdy6RoaGB4EU-1uTAdeCkoHb6duUPLIu7YKg1BgP7BsdbkkkJp_F-pnHmfCEUU8uQ1unw_3u99rhMu_-FJoYNJY_WZRUy94_Y97Dmz9hkk6aUQsqfWHTo0_7ja7IDy3I5Orhr161ECXcevxJdhM/s1600/Mango.jpg" width="300" /></a></div>And we're back with another installment of our award winning segment<span style="text-align: center;"> </span><b style="text-align: center;">...And We're Back!</b><span style="text-align: center;"> where we take a deep dive into an SNL recurring character and watch all their appearances. We're also back to doing episodes of <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> after a hiatus that is all Garry Marshall's fault</span><span style="text-align: center;">. This week we're talking <b>Mango </b>played by the inimitable <b>Chris Kattan</b>. This character has more layers than we anticipated. Since there are so many SNL appearances from Mango we decided to push ourselves to the limit and see how many we can watch before we tap out. Surprisingly, we wanted to keep going but that would have resulted in a 4 hour podcast so consider this part 1 of the Mango saga. We also track down the whereabouts of Chris Gaines and Greg from Dharma & Greg. Enjoy!</span><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Sketches Include</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Mango </b>- Season 23, Episode 14 hosted by Garth Brooks</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Mango</b> - Season 23, Episode 20 hosted by David Duchovny</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Mango & Kiwi</b> - Season 24, Episode 5 hosted by David Spade</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Mango </b>- Season 24, Episode 18 hosted by Cuba Gooding, Jr.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Mango</b> - Season 25, Episode 4 hosted by Dylan McDermott</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b>Garth Brooks Monologue </b>- Season 25, Episode 5 hosted by Garth Brooks</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b>Dressing Room</b> - Season 25, Episode 5 hosted by Garth Brooks</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b>Mango</b> - Season 25, Episode 8 hosted by Danny DeVito</div></div></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/mango-snj-podcast/Mango%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/mango-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></div></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-24546631265120934682023-09-16T21:00:00.004-07:002023-09-16T21:00:00.137-07:00342: "Don't Worry Fat Kids" - Joe's Apartment (1996)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigR6LvqaKzUlK_kMUkSyxi197vQeyPh1WIxko8Dw0R13YMssHaxFNKAM7_bjcJ5_K--YvZcc263jEXSxp_fAoi0TbQ0zueO-42IvWpjb2nEWzQWNHobz079dgv3JClWk10kZw_3pKbUUJ5FJUUzJyyEBido29oLT2o4v1olKCQSm8_VynJ1SAJPqfnJLM/s626/vlcsnap-2023-09-06-12h58m42s814.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="626" height="184" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigR6LvqaKzUlK_kMUkSyxi197vQeyPh1WIxko8Dw0R13YMssHaxFNKAM7_bjcJ5_K--YvZcc263jEXSxp_fAoi0TbQ0zueO-42IvWpjb2nEWzQWNHobz079dgv3JClWk10kZw_3pKbUUJ5FJUUzJyyEBido29oLT2o4v1olKCQSm8_VynJ1SAJPqfnJLM/s320/vlcsnap-2023-09-06-12h58m42s814.png" width="320" /></a></div>It's Ben's pick this week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> and since he's not bound by the rules of picking movies that relate to SNL we watched the <b>Don Ho</b> classic <b>Joe's Apartment</b> from 1996. A beautiful love story about a kid in the big city fighting against corporate greed and trying to make his way in a world that doesn't understand him. Also there's animated roaches that annoy and ruin every scene with their sped up voices. This movie stars Jerry O'Connell, Robert Vaughn, and the amazing thespians Don Ho and Pepa. MTV's first foray into feature films is a big old mess. It's also not that interesting to talk about so we spend the majority of the podcast talking about George driving his wife to an emergency room through a tornado and playing a new game based on the website Common Sense Media. Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/joes-apartment-snj-podcast/Joe%27s%20Apartment%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/joes-apartment-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-75742172660194850732023-09-09T21:00:00.006-07:002023-09-09T21:00:00.142-07:00341: "Just The Times When It Really Stinks" - SNL S20E05 - Sarah Jessica Parker / R.E.M.<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-ERrLd00IEOL8rEf3wQy6t7Y5RpheRoOH3GLGLLX7g8RjaNMPBUXndGp7HD2X1GYFX5hY2reXEZFd_OA0mhD-yBjOI9Mj_-ijj1tXHBk_FmFSgLe3lWlcePZ7PzJJ5UNEd74xhb1Myq4kbPb1mRBxF7fwy5NUOSObhZyJdU4z_xyrRv36pi-3oC-zYlg/s300/Sarah%20Jessica%20Parker%20SNL%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="227" data-original-width="300" height="227" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-ERrLd00IEOL8rEf3wQy6t7Y5RpheRoOH3GLGLLX7g8RjaNMPBUXndGp7HD2X1GYFX5hY2reXEZFd_OA0mhD-yBjOI9Mj_-ijj1tXHBk_FmFSgLe3lWlcePZ7PzJJ5UNEd74xhb1Myq4kbPb1mRBxF7fwy5NUOSObhZyJdU4z_xyrRv36pi-3oC-zYlg/s1600/Sarah%20Jessica%20Parker%20SNL%20Podcast.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><span style="background-color: white;">You like hearing people talk about an old ass episode of SNL? Well, this is the podcast for you! This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we watched Season 20 Episode 5 hosted by <b>Sarah Jessica Parker</b> with musical guest <b>R.E.M.</b>. It's one of the worst episodes in the show's history. This was the week where Michael O'Donoghue died and the Republicans took control of congress and the whole show feels like a liberal wake. We got some good old fashioned SNL racism with a sketch taking place in a Fortune Cookie Factory, bad Brooklyn accents, Adam Sandler and Michael McKean fighting over Sarah through song, some classic Norm MacDonald jokes, Robert Evans trying to rape young ladies, and quite possibly the worst SNL sketch ever in Munchkinland</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #2c2c2c;">. Enjoy!</span><p></p><p></p><p></p><div><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/sarah-jessica-parker-snl-podcast/Sarah%20Jessica%20Parker%20SNL%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/sarah-jessica-parker-snl-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-7214264092492564552023-09-03T11:49:00.002-07:002023-09-03T11:49:13.745-07:00340: "Gee, I Hope These Kids Bone" - Camp Nowhere (1994)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5-xoz7uEWmXmHby-NYAwIO6kJFyyfzo64MkDjwQJfAufqzoboS25xAowt3Q2zqKOF-H8gHp8HHGwjBh4XI9mURrNc3zKxQlEiWQrmLqRamO2D7R5OTfhgEHhInkW5vWtw3gfv1mrqKZNEMsrYzH8a01-hLIqgUwN8zQSJiyGcwXFRNzKDum65SwmEFtE/s642/vlcsnap-2023-09-03-14h42m26s648.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="642" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5-xoz7uEWmXmHby-NYAwIO6kJFyyfzo64MkDjwQJfAufqzoboS25xAowt3Q2zqKOF-H8gHp8HHGwjBh4XI9mURrNc3zKxQlEiWQrmLqRamO2D7R5OTfhgEHhInkW5vWtw3gfv1mrqKZNEMsrYzH8a01-hLIqgUwN8zQSJiyGcwXFRNzKDum65SwmEFtE/s320/vlcsnap-2023-09-03-14h42m26s648.png" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we watched another cheat pick. <b>Camp Nowhere</b> from 1994 has no SNL alums in it but it does have <b>Christopher Lloyd</b> as a former drama teacher who lives in a van becoming the only adult supervision to a group of Lord Of The Flies wannabes. A bunch of shitty kids decide to start their own summer camp with no rules. It's the horniest movie starring children you'll ever watch (but you shouldn't watch it). Also featuring Biff from Back To The Future, M. Emmett Walsh, the shy nun from Sister Act, and two kids who would later join weird sex cults. Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/camp-nowhere-snj-podcast/Camp%20Nowhere%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/camp-nowhere-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-4216881914746300002023-08-13T21:00:00.004-07:002023-08-13T21:00:00.166-07:00339: "Full Frontal Ray Romano" - Welcome To Mooseport (2004)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNOlS3CVCCxvHtbecuNLg6xq7kT15m1ojJh9Uz1GBi77WpqZS9fJfHL4GchqOuVDzcJ7-aoyCj5v5oQ9pWu7zI8QFmJREL-nbT9D2bYBuzfl-amWIUK1o_Ek4bMr-xhhcYSB4jikaf_UMCufp1r8RyRD_UMJ_kKl2jKfR7wdCLDGKFJw8q9716gCJV7XU/s800/Welcome%20To%20Mooseport%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="533" data-original-width="800" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNOlS3CVCCxvHtbecuNLg6xq7kT15m1ojJh9Uz1GBi77WpqZS9fJfHL4GchqOuVDzcJ7-aoyCj5v5oQ9pWu7zI8QFmJREL-nbT9D2bYBuzfl-amWIUK1o_Ek4bMr-xhhcYSB4jikaf_UMCufp1r8RyRD_UMJ_kKl2jKfR7wdCLDGKFJw8q9716gCJV7XU/s320/Welcome%20To%20Mooseport%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> George's wet dreams become a reality as we finally watch <b>Welcome To Mooseport</b> starring two-time SNL host <b>Ray Romano</b> in his feature film debut and two-time Oscar winner <b>Gene Hackman</b> in his final time on screen. This 2004 comedy follows a small town handyman who runs for mayor against the former President of the United States. It's a Frank Capra-esque movie filled with colorful locals and one naked man. It's not very funny, it's not very entertaining, it's not very memorable, but we watched it so now you have to listen to us talk about it as well as a deep dive discussion on soft-core pornography. Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/welcome-to-mooseport-snj-podcast/Welcome%20To%20Mooseport%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/welcome-to-mooseport-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-7491056148682255122023-08-09T08:52:00.001-07:002023-08-09T08:52:08.579-07:00338: "That's A Baby Worth Hunting To Death" - The Pest (1997)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT45hjRJb3JSh7ghue9G9MOSfbFtl_x-vjH4TN_weJdYdTnEGGGCl7pAzSBBHSOVpueoIGycLAKJv-pmoPLa7dwHFw7Som6lXZiyuH-4QjFC94nZiubMr4w4Q3-vJWrbNlZ9oYZcq0SL46Lb2fkH8eRbvyOHumetJZ3aQg8QLjRCfTWbP_IPq8zTDvQr4/s1280/The%20Pest%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="720" data-original-width="1280" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT45hjRJb3JSh7ghue9G9MOSfbFtl_x-vjH4TN_weJdYdTnEGGGCl7pAzSBBHSOVpueoIGycLAKJv-pmoPLa7dwHFw7Som6lXZiyuH-4QjFC94nZiubMr4w4Q3-vJWrbNlZ9oYZcq0SL46Lb2fkH8eRbvyOHumetJZ3aQg8QLjRCfTWbP_IPq8zTDvQr4/s320/The%20Pest%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we watched the John Leguizamo classic <b>The Pest</b> from 1997. John stars as the most annoying character ever put on film who is hunted by a Nazi in a spoof of The Most Dangerous Game. This film has a small SNL connection as the director of this also directed a Saturday Night Christmas Special. It also features that little scamp <b>Jeffrey Jones</b> who has made numerous appearances on this podcast since he's been in a lot of bad movies. Here he plays a part he's played before, the villain who you root for because you really want this Nazi to murder the main character. This movie is so racist it makes you root for a Nazi played by a convicted sex predator. We talk about the differences between a fat ass and a big butt, poop, vomit, birds eating vomit and then pooping out the vomit on a guy, it's a terribly gross movie. Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/the-pest-snj-podcast/The%20Pest%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/the-pest-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-37518643159021990052023-07-24T12:01:00.003-07:002023-07-24T12:01:32.366-07:00337: "Sweet Sassy Molassey" - SNL S24E15 - Ray Romano / The Coors<p><span></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEEWMCfsdpF27H8DeDubaDpvWfF4pICBId3JyT31KoAzfTEdSd2U2TRKTDtDdheb0F43MIlD16SLT3la7WqEcDXD3CAF6QCqas0MzyLIB0RAEAiGFyG5NjHQYtA70SxrBsyebOR8_w43mLIXvVuT4KFH8QBzwftp4DdI9IcRzNTrYwSQiXwO9xRw6Ea_M/s640/Ray%20Romano%20SNL%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="640" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEEWMCfsdpF27H8DeDubaDpvWfF4pICBId3JyT31KoAzfTEdSd2U2TRKTDtDdheb0F43MIlD16SLT3la7WqEcDXD3CAF6QCqas0MzyLIB0RAEAiGFyG5NjHQYtA70SxrBsyebOR8_w43mLIXvVuT4KFH8QBzwftp4DdI9IcRzNTrYwSQiXwO9xRw6Ea_M/s320/Ray%20Romano%20SNL%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></div><span>This week on </span><b style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: inherit;">Saturday Night Jive </b><span style="background-color: white; color: #2c2c2c;">we're watching another old ass episode of SNL. From Season 24 it's the episode hosted by <b>Ray Romano</b> with musical guest <b>The Coors</b>. Why are we watching this one? Well, because George is a big fan of Ray Romano and wants to watch Welcome To Mooseport so we're watching this to make that movie canonical (so stay tuned for that in 2 weeks). Also, it's a really good episode. Ray Romano plays Roberto Benigni, he shouts some racist catchphrases on SportsCenter, slaps around some fat hos on Pimp Chat, details his dying wish of hobo sex slaves in an army trench, listens to Saul Forrester's gibberish, and eases a Will Ferrell temper tantrum. We also get The Coors doing an Irish jig, Barbara Walters having phone sex, and Monica Lewinsky on Weekend Update. Enjoy!</span><p></p><p></p><div><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/ray-romano-snl-podcast/Ray%20Romano%20SNL%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/ray-romano-snl-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-76694712330038473062023-07-07T21:00:00.021-07:002023-07-07T21:00:00.139-07:00336: "Shelley Winters Farting In Red Buttons's Face" - The Silence Of The Hams (1994)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBGo-aCkQxVqqPjPh5-MF4scVMsS5B711xIrbOuVtebu7NirQIG5-fGk48X15g2NqHjd5lL-r3sFV3WkKXrP53aY5f7iwb_5j_DjHULpVZP6ecUv5VlvnrA5A3wfBvNLvTo6V4kcORIiW2WrjVrLzotZJMaQS47DN_j0LLNwl5HsC9EYdH6aHtATXWrXU/s469/Silence%20Of%20the%20Hams.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="469" height="246" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBGo-aCkQxVqqPjPh5-MF4scVMsS5B711xIrbOuVtebu7NirQIG5-fGk48X15g2NqHjd5lL-r3sFV3WkKXrP53aY5f7iwb_5j_DjHULpVZP6ecUv5VlvnrA5A3wfBvNLvTo6V4kcORIiW2WrjVrLzotZJMaQS47DN_j0LLNwl5HsC9EYdH6aHtATXWrXU/s320/Silence%20Of%20the%20Hams.png" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we watched the Ezio Greggio classic <b>The Silence Of The Hams</b> which features no SNL alum unless you count <b>Dom Irrera</b> who can be seen as an extra in Season 6. We got former SNL host <b>Charlene Tilton </b>as well as a cavalcade of D-level celebrities we've seen in other movies like Stuart Pankin, Rip Taylor, and Eddie Deezen. Until we finally get to see Jurassic Pork, this may be the greatest spoof movie of all time (not really). A parody of Psycho, The Silence Of The Lambs, and other 90s thrillers written by, directed by, and starring a guy with a very heavy Italian accent. Dom DeLuise plays Hannibal Cannibal Pizza and if that excites you then listen to all the fun we had watching it. Enjoy!<p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/silence-of-the-hams-snj-podcast/Silence%20Of%20The%20Hams%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/silence-of-the-hams-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-39855498270985741222023-07-01T14:00:00.005-07:002023-07-01T14:00:47.652-07:00335: "You Like-A Da Juice" - A Rob Schneider Hodgepodge An SNL Recurring Character Study<p><span style="text-align: center;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjouZa-b_COVUxUc_3EhrdOimIoQ3Fi6BnNyq18yINpvxBknVAo_FbvhJdk3Z5H8oqkP2ytMuvisOv8BHdHQ9datROyUXrjp89zInG4pTOq8fHrjaMzX4I0kJsSSCRdlXdVhLqfTNX830_uG2pOFwsvAvMReejcKUQPnk9Ro6Qh_AtocAfHMKf7JQbJnNY/s553/You%20Like%20a%20da%20juice.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="479" data-original-width="553" height="277" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjouZa-b_COVUxUc_3EhrdOimIoQ3Fi6BnNyq18yINpvxBknVAo_FbvhJdk3Z5H8oqkP2ytMuvisOv8BHdHQ9datROyUXrjp89zInG4pTOq8fHrjaMzX4I0kJsSSCRdlXdVhLqfTNX830_uG2pOFwsvAvMReejcKUQPnk9Ro6Qh_AtocAfHMKf7JQbJnNY/s320/You%20Like%20a%20da%20juice.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>And we're back with another installment of our award winning segment<span style="text-align: center;"> </span><b style="text-align: center;">...And We're Back!</b><span style="text-align: center;"> where we take a deep dive into an SNL recurring character and watch all their appearances. This week we're covering a collection of recurring characters from Mr. <b>Rob Schneider</b>. We could do The Richmeister, but instead we're gonna jump into the deep end and cover every installment of <b>The Sensitive Naked Man</b>, <b>Out Of Africa</b>, <b>Hub's Gyros</b>, and <b>Orgasm Guy</b>. If that's not enough we also throw in a sketch where Schneider plays Hitler with three legs. Is Sensitive Naked Man more naked than sensitive? Where can I put my weed? Do you really like-a the juice? Where can I find a font that looks like jizz in Microsoft Office? These questions and more all answered on this week's episode of <b>Saturday Night Jive</b>. Enjoy!</span><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Sketches Include</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>The Sensitive Naked Man </b>- Season 17, Episode 12 hosted by Susan Dey</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>The Sensitive Naked Man</b> - Season 17, Episode 20 hosted by Woody Harrelson</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Out Of Africa </b>- Season 19, Episode 1 hosted by Charles Barkley</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Out Of Africa</b> - Season 19, Episode 5 hosted by Christian Slater</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Hub's Gyros</b> - Season 18, Episode 17 hosted by Jason Alexander</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b>The Juice</b> - Season 18, Episode 20 hosted by Kevin Kline</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b>Orgasm Guy</b> - Season 18, Episode 9 hosted by Glenn Close</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b>L'Homme d'Orgasme</b> - Season 19, Episode 20 hosted by Heather Locklear</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><b>Bad News</b> - Season 18, Episode 16 hosted by Miranda Richardson</div></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/rob-schneider-snl-characters-snj-podcast/Rob%20Schneider%20SNL%20Characters%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/rob-schneider-snl-characters-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-55262821544922668412023-06-18T21:00:00.006-07:002023-06-18T21:00:00.148-07:00334: "You Can't Blame The Mustache" - Surf Ninjas (1993)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHjkG4GvwOSsAH89sZV0RYvfb1OgM3Z3Mow-R8iSXKhaj3-td5aJ0Ewcdi0pXGhoiYQ6Ash5afolOWeIdY14q5B5uPxKT8HwV6_CPHvE3URRH8O6HKdFaK9c4l4zttyEk8j7_K67w1HfbvQHU_0WUcmQM4o3eiBqGJ-OLYNhwz1lRYbjMw8Dvx-bRZ/s1560/Surf%20Ninjas%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="877" data-original-width="1560" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHjkG4GvwOSsAH89sZV0RYvfb1OgM3Z3Mow-R8iSXKhaj3-td5aJ0Ewcdi0pXGhoiYQ6Ash5afolOWeIdY14q5B5uPxKT8HwV6_CPHvE3URRH8O6HKdFaK9c4l4zttyEk8j7_K67w1HfbvQHU_0WUcmQM4o3eiBqGJ-OLYNhwz1lRYbjMw8Dvx-bRZ/s320/Surf%20Ninjas%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we take another dip in the <b>Rob Schneider</b> pool and watched <b>Surf Ninjas</b> from 1993. The story of two young boys and their 30 year old friend who discover that they are actually the heirs to a kingdom on a magical ninja island. Only one thing stands in their way, cyborg Leslie Nielsen. With the help of a magical SEGA Game Gear and Tone Loc they complete their quest to reclaim their throne. There's not much surfing and the ninja stuff is boring. This is pretty much a huge waste of time other than Rob Schneider in a Hitler mustache. Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/surf-ninjas-snj-podcast/Surf%20Ninjas%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/surf-ninjas-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-42485447979578431292023-06-13T13:51:00.003-07:002023-06-13T13:51:24.662-07:00333: "Gags And Goofabouts" - Moving Violations (1985)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTEaTPvZ4MgDWBk_5KpU65REgb20vdh5cpLV_r1b3mxBw8vulj6vZezMSpkwn3FPYssbk5dqpLRpMKQ1bv7aEFe0cYmG1TUn0131no8NJlR_KztdvvMen8e78Uk09tEY4IDu1bCiPpjbBsbJZq9sSw9tSObodB5UX54ZocypvqULx-zYCLucGpwDOa/s500/Moving%20Violations%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="278" data-original-width="500" height="178" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTEaTPvZ4MgDWBk_5KpU65REgb20vdh5cpLV_r1b3mxBw8vulj6vZezMSpkwn3FPYssbk5dqpLRpMKQ1bv7aEFe0cYmG1TUn0131no8NJlR_KztdvvMen8e78Uk09tEY4IDu1bCiPpjbBsbJZq9sSw9tSObodB5UX54ZocypvqULx-zYCLucGpwDOa/s320/Moving%20Violations%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we watched a movie starring <b>Bill Murray</b>...'s brother, not the one you're thinking of. No, not that one either. It's the <b>John Murray</b> classic <b>Moving Violations</b>. Also starring Stacy Keach's brother, Meg Tilly's sister and an Academy Award worthy performance from the 'Where's The Beef?' lady. This movie has it all. Car chases, montages, a puppet van crashing into a funeral home, Fred Willard inspecting a lady like an automobile, an old lady sitting on a urinal, sex in a space simulator, animated clothes getting it on, and more. Where exactly was the beef? And should we still be avoiding The Noid? All this and more on this week's episode. Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/moving-violations-snj-podcast/Moving%20Violations%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/moving-violations-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-59550337128666637192023-06-02T21:00:00.001-07:002023-06-02T21:00:00.149-07:00332: "Harry Eats Seattle" - Harry And The Hendersons (1987)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3D9z90CZ9saG4su6Bodcikxllr0LsNwWs7GzemEJoqni6qizExDq5QyW_4FgTF2ok37geO1lOt5_vvprFYf7pUSdIS83NB2OGy1tUlR4SrqTJ4LOajR5fj4-vZ-U-hes9hWN7T4IvKBVRQQA5eFp8-OoxWRPleQk7sxuLUxHE3P2zlqEziCRMK_3B/s800/Harry%20And%20The%20Hendersons%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="800" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3D9z90CZ9saG4su6Bodcikxllr0LsNwWs7GzemEJoqni6qizExDq5QyW_4FgTF2ok37geO1lOt5_vvprFYf7pUSdIS83NB2OGy1tUlR4SrqTJ4LOajR5fj4-vZ-U-hes9hWN7T4IvKBVRQQA5eFp8-OoxWRPleQk7sxuLUxHE3P2zlqEziCRMK_3B/s320/Harry%20And%20The%20Hendersons%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we watched <b>Harry And The Hendersons</b> from 1987 starring 3-time SNL host <b>John Lithgow</b> and the immortal Kevin Peter Hall in a bigfoot costume. This film left George in a world of wonder while Ben is too jaded and cynical to enjoy such whimsy. Rick Baker won an Oscar for making a terrific character that for some reason the marketing department decided to hide from all advertisement. You won't see Harry on the poster or in the trailers, you have to pay money to see this. What happened? The movie didn't do well commercially but it did inspire a TV sitcom that lasted 3 seasons (somehow) which we get into the weeds with. Is John Lithgow our greatest living actor? Did Harry just run out on his family? These questions and more on this week's episode. Enjoy!<p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/harry-and-the-hendersons-snj-podcast/Harry%20And%20The%20Hendersons%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/harry-and-the-hendersons-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-4588925729121538642023-05-19T21:00:00.001-07:002023-05-19T21:00:00.141-07:00331: "Black Don't Crack" - SNL S20E03 - John Travolta / Seal<p><span></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCGfOYZU3YHfTzAoVfBT1T9feqW4m1HQp4Q8SXHXgeZ3GFEtPP539CxA7n-1HOLUjx47wlApTbyrBYyAGX7YwHTmmjFdYKAFeD0kJLkMNKpVcNf00EGQacYTESh-dr3TnmMlLxSeLm2wRX5KZlET1NrRO7cf0f_GtLEQ5eJsCFj1lSKaDPA6aVF2PJ/s720/John%20Travolta%20SNL%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="544" data-original-width="720" height="242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCGfOYZU3YHfTzAoVfBT1T9feqW4m1HQp4Q8SXHXgeZ3GFEtPP539CxA7n-1HOLUjx47wlApTbyrBYyAGX7YwHTmmjFdYKAFeD0kJLkMNKpVcNf00EGQacYTESh-dr3TnmMlLxSeLm2wRX5KZlET1NrRO7cf0f_GtLEQ5eJsCFj1lSKaDPA6aVF2PJ/s320/John%20Travolta%20SNL%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></div><span>This week on </span><b style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: inherit;">Saturday Night Jive </b><span style="background-color: white; color: #2c2c2c;">we're watching another old ass episode of SNL. From Season 20 it's the episode hosted by <b>John Travolta</b> with musical guest <b>Seal</b>. Believe it or not, John Travolta is a heterosexual man but you'd be right to be confused when you see him singing as Barbra Streisand, playing gay Dracula, and wearing eyeliner as a mafia don. This episode leads to a variety of topics including a rallying cry for human rights. Sketches include a Staying Alive cold open, a monologue jam packed with Travolta references, Bathroom Monkey, Coffee Talk, Gay Dracula, a Norm MacDonald Weekend Update, Quentin Tarantino's Welcome Back Kotter, Chris Elliott getting kicked in the nards repeatedly, Marlon Brando feeding Larry King some shit cookies, Chris Farley screaming at Tim Meadows, a deaf mobster, and Seal. Enjoy!</span><p></p><div><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/john-travolta-snl-podcast/John%20Travolta%20SNL%20Podcast.mp3">Download</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/john-travolta-snl-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-49525653492207410832023-05-12T21:00:00.001-07:002023-05-12T21:00:00.168-07:00330: "The Sports Marketing Hall Of Fame" - Old Dogs (2009)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDbD9w0zihFCLRf7QgyPY147Cxyj922DDmnfs6YGoya4Uo3_0Ghxz5E-9qTops8qoRFv8dBy97Ggbg4MgeRyOKrS_lE_bF1tONmghNnw0Rsm8wvRDjJcXw5WYtpoymxM_VWEvQmgT7ZJrUfwr3YiEQ_jJa4WHOScau6sBGhvoBd48X7P9IjUZoE6JZ/s763/Old%20Dogs%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="763" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDbD9w0zihFCLRf7QgyPY147Cxyj922DDmnfs6YGoya4Uo3_0Ghxz5E-9qTops8qoRFv8dBy97Ggbg4MgeRyOKrS_lE_bF1tONmghNnw0Rsm8wvRDjJcXw5WYtpoymxM_VWEvQmgT7ZJrUfwr3YiEQ_jJa4WHOScau6sBGhvoBd48X7P9IjUZoE6JZ/s320/Old%20Dogs%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we watched <b>Old Dogs</b> a confounding film from 2009 starring SNL hosts <b>Robin Williams</b> and <b>John Travolta</b> as well as <b>Matt Dillon</b>, I realize I'm just clinging to the fact that our podcast is tangentially SNL related anymore but we'll get back to the show next week when we watch John Travolta host the show. But first, Old Dogs. How to describe this movie? It's like The Cat In The Hat on steroids. Nothing makes any logical sense and then you're at boy scout camp playing prison rules ultimate frisbee with Justin Long. Then before you know it you're being controlled by master puppeteer Bernie Mac. Then you may have facial paralysis and eat a dead lady's pie. That's basically the plot of Old Dogs. All this plus an eternal question about John Travolta's balls. Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/old-dogs-snj-podcast/Old%20Dogs%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/old-dogs-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-15320953025314587592023-05-05T19:13:00.000-07:002023-05-05T19:13:43.230-07:00329: "Grace Kelly Farts" - SNL S35E06 - January Jones / Black Eyed Peas<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTNZtZJu5mEzi6IHCSqQsvRMX1iraWy6QlA_pFe8XCriAn34qPix2aKVObNFhByv_C4t7Kgh-178N35ycH0qz3iXQu334xzgwZ7q5yH9I0jyOEgv5wGK7fCLqpIwJHniyrOslUX-G7eEioDc61P0GCv6aTGMZ-qaSr4dP6ggfDXTJ7lXP-LNldPwci/s624/January%20Jones%20SNL%20Podcast.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="352" data-original-width="624" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTNZtZJu5mEzi6IHCSqQsvRMX1iraWy6QlA_pFe8XCriAn34qPix2aKVObNFhByv_C4t7Kgh-178N35ycH0qz3iXQu334xzgwZ7q5yH9I0jyOEgv5wGK7fCLqpIwJHniyrOslUX-G7eEioDc61P0GCv6aTGMZ-qaSr4dP6ggfDXTJ7lXP-LNldPwci/s320/January%20Jones%20SNL%20Podcast.png" width="320" /></a></div>This week on </span><b style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #2c2c2c; font-family: inherit; text-align: left;">Saturday Night Jive </b><span style="background-color: white; color: #2c2c2c; text-align: left;">we're watching a notorious episode of <b>Saturday Night Live.</b> It's Season 35 Episode 6 hosted by <b>January Jones</b> with musical guest <b>Black Eyed Peas</b></span><span style="background-color: white; text-align: left;"><span style="color: #2c2c2c; font-family: inherit;">. The lovely Miss Jones was starring on an Emmy winning television show at the time so one would only assume she could hold her own on a live sketch comedy show. All that hope died when she audibly asks what camera she should look at in her first sketch appearance. What follows is a lot of farts, a lot of gay panic, and worst of all 3 songs from Black Eyed Peas. Surprisingly, we're torn on this one. George, a lifelong SNL fan, thinks it's the trainwreck it is historically perceived to be. Ben on the other hand liked the farts, but maybe that's because he hates this long running show. Sketches include a Joe Biden cold open, Kathie Lee Gifford getting beaten up by Black Eyed Peas, Grace Kelly farting during Rear Window, Kristen Wiig lezzing out over January Jones, A guide to throwing a 1960's dinner party, Dr. Jekyll explaining a gay Mr. Hyde, Andy Samberg sitting on a toilet, Jason Sudeikis and January looking at clouds, plus Lou Dobbs, Kim Kardashian, and Jon Bovi on Weekend Update. Enjoy!</span></span></div><p></p><p></p><div><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/january-jones-snl-podcast/January%20Jones%20SNL%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/january-jones-snl-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-56778970531255119382023-05-01T11:43:00.000-07:002023-05-01T11:43:04.308-07:00328: "Let's Look Through My Ass" - Ed (1996)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpgxEZU_7v2k_3ut5lSsuuHihvL4cXMxWxDJ3JvzluXW4Forwgile-XevEs8jcadIQfiMwXqXGmCjJ2LaQtz6A1eYJiEm-Zd6Hw1qdpv6QiCV4dvDhHo8Bz8_bkSk2iXq85POEX1Uq6Q-zYttY0fPQ6Vfk3YhP6kbwxx8mTeL-E75xBsAyynuhm202/s473/ed%201996%20SNJ%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="312" data-original-width="473" height="211" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpgxEZU_7v2k_3ut5lSsuuHihvL4cXMxWxDJ3JvzluXW4Forwgile-XevEs8jcadIQfiMwXqXGmCjJ2LaQtz6A1eYJiEm-Zd6Hw1qdpv6QiCV4dvDhHo8Bz8_bkSk2iXq85POEX1Uq6Q-zYttY0fPQ6Vfk3YhP6kbwxx8mTeL-E75xBsAyynuhm202/s320/ed%201996%20SNJ%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we watched <b>Ed</b> from 1996 starring Matt LeBlanc and a guy in a monkey suit. No SNL alum in this piece of shit but there's nothing in the rule book that says an SNL podcast can't watch a movie about a monkey playing baseball that doesn't have an SNL cast member in it. Matt LeBlanc is actually the only Friends star who never hosted SNL and there was an episode of SNL where Jim Breuer played Matt LeBlanc holding a monkey, so there's your SNL connections. A dude in a monkey suit, Jack Warden coin flips, monkey farts, Bill Cobbs, monkeys using the bathroom, Jesus Christ himself getting cut from the team, cartoon dollar signs in eyeballs, monkey dress-up montage, this movie has it all. Enjoy!<p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/ed-snj-podcast/Ed%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/ed-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-9219980572286179732023-04-22T11:10:00.001-07:002023-04-22T11:10:05.517-07:00327: "Kate Beckinsale's Lucky Hat" - Tiptoes (2003)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE2DeR6ldzd0jUsXsVluIvfmIwoZBSi9Kx3OS0-cR70wZ6X81HV4TPvBeXhwJCZOvAmYNg8Ny5kJDIHU0fwt3I-5mHLQNRF43KCGqAZGW6guWk4yTPv7Cbmk7KGbowlaxTSdhA5Hrf1tJTQg6dNFDzKnKtlLR3WmPd0jr13Qmw4_75pW9IEdQiYJj8/s2500/Tiptoes%20Podcast.jpeg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1563" data-original-width="2500" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE2DeR6ldzd0jUsXsVluIvfmIwoZBSi9Kx3OS0-cR70wZ6X81HV4TPvBeXhwJCZOvAmYNg8Ny5kJDIHU0fwt3I-5mHLQNRF43KCGqAZGW6guWk4yTPv7Cbmk7KGbowlaxTSdhA5Hrf1tJTQg6dNFDzKnKtlLR3WmPd0jr13Qmw4_75pW9IEdQiYJj8/s320/Tiptoes%20Podcast.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we watched <b>Tiptoes</b> starring Gary Oldman as a dwarf. It's a nonsensical film about Matthew McConaughey who is the only non-dwarf in a family of dwarves and he's about to get married to Kate Beckinsale (who sometimes wears a hat). She doesn't know anything about his family and freaks out when she realizes her soon-to-be-born child might be a dwarf. So she confronts him at fire fighting training camp, he brings two whores to a dwarf party, David Alan Grier fucks a dwarf, Peter Dinklage and Patricia Arquette fuck to some reggae music, a dad tells a limerick about farts, Jewish wedding. It's a tale as old as time. Oh yeah, and Gary Oldman plays McConaughey's dwarf brother so he's on his knees the whole film while he's surrounded by actual little person actors. It's a big old plate of wrong with a salad of what the fuck on the side. There are no SNL alums in this movie but <b>David Alan Grier</b> hosted SNL twice and by all accounts should have been a cast member. Enjoy!<p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/tiptoes-snj-podcast/Tiptoes%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="60" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/tiptoes-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-73077583266750848752023-03-30T21:00:00.001-07:002023-03-30T21:00:00.174-07:00326: "A Baby Is Not A Queef" - No Holds Barred (1989)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisftcsIcoZNRZCalLgicO8oCzNGMIbCITY-XgWN_2oRwPREdoywNgHvyLmWDofZQW4qFuFRKFfqSWD1v0lqn9K4-8AItKEGa2FnBp219iKREdDNKGMq5SwQAFrWlLhaW9YnmlKy_F8A_fihwJe8gOEC-zn-Mi6E8Xb3vku_qLyBz3dgIlZmQZCtB-p/s717/No%20Holds%20Barred%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="403" data-original-width="717" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisftcsIcoZNRZCalLgicO8oCzNGMIbCITY-XgWN_2oRwPREdoywNgHvyLmWDofZQW4qFuFRKFfqSWD1v0lqn9K4-8AItKEGa2FnBp219iKREdDNKGMq5SwQAFrWlLhaW9YnmlKy_F8A_fihwJe8gOEC-zn-Mi6E8Xb3vku_qLyBz3dgIlZmQZCtB-p/s320/No%20Holds%20Barred%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we watched the 1989 classic <b>No Holds Barred</b> otherwise known as the single greatest movie ever made. Starring one-time SNL host <b>Hulk Hogan</b> (check out episode 206 of our podcast for a full rundown of his Season 10 episode) and written by Hulk and WWF president Vince McMahon, this movie is either accidentally brilliant or intentionally brilliant (we can't tell) but it is without a doubt the greatest movie in film history. Hulk plays Rip, the most popular wrestler in the world, and he's being hounded by a rival network president who wants him to wrestle on his network. Featuring an Academy Award performance from the great <b>Kurt Fuller</b>, this movie has everything. Panties that go from navel to knee, dwarves that don't look like Peter Dinklage, readily available assassins, feet that look like either butts or balls, pie fights, shabbily made American shirts, Jacob from Lost in traction, and of course, dookie.<p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><p>Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p>Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p><a href="https://archive.org/download/no-holds-barred-snj-podcast/No%20Holds%20Barred%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a><br /></p><p><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="30" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/no-holds-barred-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7464978747984327883.post-70715240227640444272023-03-23T21:00:00.004-07:002023-03-23T21:00:00.155-07:00325: "Let Your Mom F**k Chevy Chase" - Man Of The House (1995)<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcFXRg4EsUPdo_ZIASHYqg7yNYFEUr2YkOeUcaEXcBp0ovmdheD-Kvpk7dZkfnvTTWlMWc2m1oq0YcFS4-HFgCp7yaGkFFtmOytziI8gpEJg7vwgt-G7tT5jg05fleK1WO8P8vNBOa2U0ewKfH3r-1IE53MH2FfGhqaSIBXZOH7BNguDyaAxY38-d3/s389/Man%20Of%20The%20House%20Podcast.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="296" data-original-width="389" height="243" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcFXRg4EsUPdo_ZIASHYqg7yNYFEUr2YkOeUcaEXcBp0ovmdheD-Kvpk7dZkfnvTTWlMWc2m1oq0YcFS4-HFgCp7yaGkFFtmOytziI8gpEJg7vwgt-G7tT5jg05fleK1WO8P8vNBOa2U0ewKfH3r-1IE53MH2FfGhqaSIBXZOH7BNguDyaAxY38-d3/s320/Man%20Of%20The%20House%20Podcast.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This week on <b>Saturday Night Jive</b> we're talking about the 1995 family comedy <b>Man Of The House </b>starring SNL alum <b>Chevy Chase</b>. After a string of flops (see our episodes on Nothing But Trouble and Cops And Robbersons) Chevy didn't want to do another film but eventually agreed to sign on because he liked the dramatic elements of the script. One could argue that there shouldn't be dramatic elements in the script of a movie that has Chevy Chase and George Wendt doing a rain dance. This is not the movie we expected. We were looking forward to a crazy cat and mouse caper with a lot of Chevy falling down and Jonathan Taylor Thomas laying mousetraps all over the floor. Instead we got a heartfelt family comedy about a kid learning to love his new stepdad with Enya on the soundtrack. Of course there's a mafia subplot as well and we get Chevy Chase in a Native American headdress. Should you talk about sex with your mommy? What are the artistic values of Cirque du Soleil? Why did George Wendt's character need to be played by a fat guy? These questions and more on this week's episode of <b>Saturday Night Jive</b>. Enjoy!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><p style="text-align: center;">Full archive of all podcast episodes available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com</p><p style="text-align: center;">Email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://archive.org/download/man-of-the-house-snj-podcast/Man%20Of%20The%20House%20SNJ%20Podcast.mp3">Download Here</a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="30" mozallowfullscreen="true" src="https://archive.org/embed/man-of-the-house-snj-podcast" webkitallowfullscreen="true" width="500"></iframe></p></div>Benhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05975603006645625425noreply@blogger.com0