Are you ready for some obscurity? Well we pulled out Ann Risley's name out of the hat and we watched Simon. If that sentence makes absolutely no sense then you are probably not alone. Nobody has seen this movie except a couple of nerds who know a lot about Italian operas and shuttle launches. Alan Arkin stars as a professor who gets brainwashed into thinking he's an alien and some randomness ensues. Who has time to write IMDB trivia? How far do you go into your masturbation planning? Was everyone high all the time when they were writing movies in the 70s? These questions and more on this week's Saturday Night Jive. Enjoy!