Ever wanted to see a movie about a vampire dog? Well you should probably watch a movie that isn't Vampire Dog starring SNL alum Norm MacDonald. This movie has so little to do about a vampire dog and so much to do about winning the battle of the bands, charter schools, cosmetics, science class and mean girls. A young boy inherits a vampire dog from his dead relative and this dog has all the signs of being a vampire, an affinity for red jelly, running around in the park, talking in a Canadian accent, bad jokes, farts, hypnotism eyes I think... Anyway, this movie sucks but we have a fun conversation. What makes a charter school? What kind of villain is named Arbuckle? Can janitors legally steal dogs? How long does it take for jelly to set? What's with that kid playing the recorder? All these questions and more in this week's Saturday Night Jive. Enjoy!