It's never too late to say "Merry Christmas" and it's never too late for two Disney Christmas movies that should never have been released in theaters. It's a super-sized episode where we discuss The Santa Clause 2 starring SNL alum Molly Shannon and The Santa Clause 3 starring Martin Short. Watch Santa get laid. See Elizabeth Mitchell as a sexy Professor Snape. Watch Judge Reinhold get more and more creepy. Hear more farts than you thought you wanted. Watch an hour of Alan Arkin and then introduce time travel into your movie. Merry Christmas, we put two big lumps of shit in your stocking.