Stuff your stocking with a little holiday murder. It's The Santa Clause starring Tim Allen and SNL alum Mary Gross. Why does Santa always pick Christmas Eve to take a vacation or commit suicide? Why does Santa have to be fat? Why can't we put that Naughty and Nice List on a floppy disk? Why do the elves show no remorse over Santa's death? Why are there so many Christmas movies that focus on the fact that Santa doesn't exist? All these questions plus a laundry list of shitty Whoopi Goldberg movies and some information on the Disney film Santa Paws. Enjoy!