Every now and then an issue comes along that only two straight guys can solve. Adam Sandler and Kevin James play two boobs who decide a domestic partnership is the solution to all of their problems in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry". We will pitch alternate versions of this story where one or both of them are actually gay, discuss why everyone in New York wants a little bit of Sandler's dick and why New York City is the most homophobic city in America. We also get into the gratuitous Sandler cameos from Dave Matthews, David Spade, Dan Aykroyd, Steve Buscemi, Ving Rhames, Richard Chamberlain, Robert Smigel, Tila Tequila and the Mr. Yunioshi of our times Rob Schneider. Did we mention that this movie was written by Alexander Payne?