This week on Saturday Night Jive we watched Hubie Halloween. God help us all.
Sunday, October 25, 2020
Friday, October 9, 2020
239: "The Completely Self-Indulgent Podcast Part 3" - The Best Episodes Of Saturday Night Jive
Part 3 of our Saturday Night Jive Wank-A-Thon is the wankiest yet. We are counting down our favorite episodes of the podcast. Not the best movies or the worst movies but the ones that left us with the most to talk about. Enjoy listening to us talk about ourselves and throw to clips of ourselves talking. Scroll down for the full list
110. "Malkovich Made A Dumb Fuck Robot" - Making Mr. Right
180: Taco Hamburger 12" - Epic Movie
182: "Specifically For Melanie Hutsell" - Grown Ups 2
6: "Where All Cats Dicks Live" - The Cat In The Hat
131: "You're Wasting Your Magic On Bullshit" - Bewitched
162: "It's Fuck Or Treasure Hunt" - Million Dollar Mystery
52: "Hector Elizondo's Fuck Island" - Exit To Eden
45: "Clemenza Takes The Cannoli" - Freddy Got Fingerered
195: "Move Over Emily Prager" - Pootie Tang
47: "Wait. What?" - Southland Tales
46: "What Do You Think Of This, Mr. Horse?" - Hot To Trot
159: "Porn And Corn" - Going Ape/Twins
9: "Get That Cherry Pie Man!" - The Master Of Disguise
174": "His Face Is Off His Face" - Son Of The Mask
215: "Songs By Smash Mouth" - Zoom
142: "Pre-Teen No Go Prom" - Furry Vengeance
78: "I Need All The Disinfectant" - Disclosure
177: "Fuck You, Garry Marshall" - Dear God
25: "Well, His Name Was Cho-Cho" - Karate Dog
120: "What's This? Karate-oke?" - Duets
198: "Does That Mean Ray Charles Is A Horse?" - Limit Up
224: "There's A Nugget Of Corn In There" - Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star
56: "That's A Lot Of Apples" - In Dreams
149: "Uncle No-No's Home For Wayward Kangaroos" - Matilda (1978)
49: "No. No. No? No." - Homer And Eddie
72: "Squeeze The Pig Piss Over Baby Mila Kunis" - Krippendorf's Tribe
80: "Bitch Slap From An Old Jew" - Motorama
13: "Would You Like A Bite Of My Sausage?" - Boat Trip
93: "Hitler Robot Santa...What Did I Miss?" - The Santa Clause 2/The Santa Clause 3
133: "Good On You, Ghost Kid" - Three Men And A Baby
48: "Dumb Ass Horses" - Two Bits And Pepper
30: "God, I Miss The Cans" - Heartbeeps
Wednesday, September 30, 2020
238: "The Completely Self-Indulgent Podcast Part 2" - The Worst Movies Of Saturday Night Jive
It's part 2 of our Podcast Retrospective. This week on Saturday Night Jive we're talking about the worst movies we've seen. We've seen a lot of crap and it's time to rank it from crappiest to still very crappy. Plus we include clips from the episode where we talked about each movie. Full archive available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com. You can email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com. Scroll down in the description for the complete list if you don't mind getting spoiled. It's a big old Saturday Night Jive Wank-A-Thon! Enjoy!
1. Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star
2. Epic Movie
3. Freddy Got Fingered
4. Plump Fiction
5. Who's Your Caddy?
6. Foodfight!
7. Envy
8. How High
9. (TIE) Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector AND Twixt
11. Pootie Tang
12. (TIE) Gigli AND The Love Guru
14. (TIE) Heartbeeps AND Year One
16. Dear God
17. Bulworth
18. Caddyshack II
19. (TIE) Haunted Honeymoon AND Man Of The Year
21. Little Man
22. Blues Brothers 2000
23. (TIE) Nine Lives AND Shortcut To Happiness
25. Bewitched
26. Leonard Part 6
27. (TIE) Doctor Detroit AND Master Of Disguise
Saturday, September 26, 2020
237: "The Completely Self-Indulgent Podcast Part 1" - The Best Movies Of Saturday Night Jive
It's a very special episode of Saturday Night Jive as we are counting down the best movies we've seen in the history of the podcast. We unveil the list of Best Movies and take a look back with clips from the episode where we talked about it. Scroll down in the description for the complete list if you don't mind getting spoiled. It's a big old Saturday Night Jive Wank-A-Thon! Enjoy!
1. Dead Heat
2. Short Circuit 2
3. Rat Race
4. (TIE) Out Of Bounds and Real Men
6. The Comebacks
7. Jack And Jill
8. The Experts
9. Million Dollar Mystery
10. (TIE) Hot To Trot and Krippendorf's Tribe
12. Meet Dave
13. Power Rangers
14. Pumpkin
15. Toys
16. Three Fugitives
17. What Planet Are You From?
18. (TIE) Jack and Mystery Men
20. Clifford
21. (TIE) Chance Are and A Gnome Named Gnorm
23. (TIE) Houseguest and It's Pat: The Movie
25. (TIE) Funky Monkey and Monkeybone
27. Troll
28. (TIE) My Favorite Martian and That's My Boy
Saturday, September 19, 2020
236: "An All-Out Wank-A-Thon" - SNL S16E18 - Steven Seagal / Michael Bolton
This week on Saturday Night Jive we talk about a notoriously bad episode of SNL hosted by Steven Seagal with musical guest Michael Bolton. While Seagal is completely terrible, at least George found some stuff to like about this episode. We get some blackface or course, because it wouldn't be an episode of our podcast without that coming up at least once. Seriously SNL, way too much blackface. I swear we're not intentionally picking episodes with blackface. It's just if you throw a dart at a board with a lot of blackface on it, you're gonna land on blackface a lot. This episode has some Hans & Franz, some Richmeister, some Steven Seagal singing Kung Fu Fighting, some Michael Bolton in very high pants, a laughably bad Andrew Dice Clay impression, and we end with a bunch of people bitch slapping the host. Enjoy!
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Wednesday, September 9, 2020
235: "Which One Do I Shoot?" - Big Business (1998)
Dear Mary Gross, we're sorry. Next time we pull your name we will finally watch Feds. I don't know why we didn't do it this time. Maybe I'm afraid I won't love it as much as I should. I really want to enjoy Feds but I've been hurt by movies in the past and I'm not quite sure if I'm ready to put my heart back on the line. So instead we watched some piece of crap that you have two scenes in.
Big Business from 1988 stars Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin as two sets of twins, born at the same hospital and separated at birth. So one Bette grew up with one Lily and vice versa. This Prince And The Pauper-esque tale sees all 4 in New York City (The Plaza Hotel specifically. Which is so important to the plot that they justified building an expensive set of the hotel instead of shooting in another hotel). What do you think will happen when these twins meet each other? Well, you have to wait until about 10 minutes before the movie is over. That's right, this movie is just a series of "Hey, I'm gonna talk to you as if you were the other person who looks like you and then confusion will set in". It sucks. A shorter podcast this week since we have so little to talk about but we pack as much as we can into 45 minutes. Enjoy!
Tuesday, September 1, 2020
234: "To Entice Guttenberg" - Short Circuit 2 (1988)
This week we're talking Michael McKean and his performance in Short Circuit 2 from 1988. A jive talking robot, a white man in brownface, and a fast-talking street tough are just trying to run an honest robot sweatshop when diamond sugglers ruin their plans. I guess that proves the old adage, don't rent the abandoned warehouse directly across the street from the biggest bank in the city. Join us as we talk about Johnny 5 and his quest for respect in a world against him. Plus we get honest-to-God tears from watching a robot get Jesus beat.
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