Wednesday, July 24, 2019

189: "Wait A Minute, I Hate God" - Altar Egos (2017)

Victoria Jackson is our SNL alum this week and she starred in the 2017 film Altar Egos. This is a Christian movie with a decent message, basically be kind to others and judge not that ye be judged, but it also features some of the most horrendous makeup ever put on film.  A young pastor wants to hip up his church but he comes to odds with the stodgy, old choir director who is set in her ways.  She'll never listen to him...unless...he disguises himself as an old man to get into her good graces.  This is a pretty stupid plan but what if he brings his son along with him also disguised as an old man for no reason?  Will Victoria Jackson want to make love to this young man in a gray wig?  You betcha.  Hijinks ensue, leading to a climax at a Benihana where the young priest disguised as an old man pretends to be a Japanese chef, for some reason.  We talk about all this plus the value of story lines in pornos and be careful or you just may learn how to wobble.  Enjoy!