238: "The Completely Self-Indulgent Podcast Part 2" - The Worst Movies Of Saturday Night Jive

It's part 2 of our Podcast Retrospective.  This week on Saturday Night Jive we're talking about the worst movies we've seen.  We've seen a lot of crap and it's time to rank it from crappiest to still very crappy.  Plus we include clips from the episode where we talked about each movie.  Full archive available at saturdaynightjive.blogspot.com.  You can email us anything at saturdaynightjivepodcast@gmail.com.  Scroll down in the description for the complete list if you don't mind getting spoiled.  It's a big old Saturday Night Jive Wank-A-Thon!  Enjoy!

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 1. Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star

2. Epic Movie

3. Freddy Got Fingered

4. Plump Fiction

5. Who's Your Caddy?

6. Foodfight!

7. Envy

8. How High

9. (TIE) Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector AND Twixt

11. Pootie Tang

12. (TIE) Gigli AND The Love Guru

14. (TIE) Heartbeeps AND Year One

16. Dear God

17. Bulworth

18. Caddyshack II

19. (TIE) Haunted Honeymoon AND Man Of The Year

21. Little Man

22. Blues Brothers 2000

23. (TIE) Nine Lives AND Shortcut To Happiness

25. Bewitched

26. Leonard Part 6

27. (TIE) Doctor Detroit AND Master Of Disguise

237: "The Completely Self-Indulgent Podcast Part 1" - The Best Movies Of Saturday Night Jive

It's a very special episode of Saturday Night Jive as we are counting down the best movies we've seen in the history of the podcast.  We unveil the list of Best Movies and take a look back with clips from the episode where we talked about it.  Scroll down in the description for the complete list if you don't mind getting spoiled.  It's a big old Saturday Night Jive Wank-A-Thon!  Enjoy!

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 1. Dead Heat

2. Short Circuit 2

3. Rat Race

4. (TIE) Out Of Bounds and Real Men

6. The Comebacks

7. Jack And Jill

8. The Experts

9. Million Dollar Mystery

10. (TIE) Hot To Trot and Krippendorf's Tribe

12.  Meet Dave

13. Power Rangers

14. Pumpkin

15. Toys

16. Three Fugitives

17. What Planet Are You From?

18. (TIE) Jack and Mystery Men

20. Clifford

21. (TIE) Chance Are and A Gnome Named Gnorm

23. (TIE) Houseguest and It's Pat: The Movie

25. (TIE) Funky Monkey and Monkeybone

27. Troll

28. (TIE) My Favorite Martian and That's My Boy

236: "An All-Out Wank-A-Thon" - SNL S16E18 - Steven Seagal / Michael Bolton

 

This week on Saturday Night Jive we talk about a notoriously bad episode of SNL hosted by Steven Seagal with musical guest Michael Bolton.  While Seagal is completely terrible, at least George found some stuff to like about this episode.  We get some blackface or course, because it wouldn't be an episode of our podcast without that coming up at least once.  Seriously SNL, way too much blackface.  I swear we're not intentionally picking episodes with blackface.  It's just if you throw a dart at a board with a lot of blackface on it, you're gonna land on blackface a lot.  This episode has some Hans & Franz, some Richmeister, some Steven Seagal singing Kung Fu Fighting, some Michael Bolton in very high pants, a laughably bad Andrew Dice Clay impression, and we end with a bunch of people bitch slapping the host.  Enjoy!

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235: "Which One Do I Shoot?" - Big Business (1998)

Dear Mary Gross, we're sorry.  Next time we pull your name we will finally watch Feds.  I don't know why we didn't do it this time.  Maybe I'm afraid I won't love it as much as I should.  I really want to enjoy Feds but I've been hurt by movies in the past and I'm not quite sure if I'm ready to put my heart back on the line.  So instead we watched some piece of crap that you have two scenes in.

Big Business from 1988 stars Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin as two sets of twins, born at the same hospital and separated at birth.  So one Bette grew up with one Lily and vice versa.  This Prince And The Pauper-esque tale sees all 4 in New York City (The Plaza Hotel specifically.  Which is so important to the plot that they justified building an expensive set of the hotel instead of shooting in another hotel).  What do you think will happen when these twins meet each other?  Well, you have to wait until about 10 minutes before the movie is over.  That's right, this movie is just a series of "Hey, I'm gonna talk to you as if you were the other person who looks like you and then confusion will set in".  It sucks.  A shorter podcast this week since we have so little to talk about but we pack as much as we can into 45 minutes.  Enjoy!

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234: "To Entice Guttenberg" - Short Circuit 2 (1988)

 

This week we're talking Michael McKean and his performance in Short Circuit 2 from 1988.  A jive talking robot, a white man in brownface, and a fast-talking street tough are just trying to run an honest robot sweatshop when diamond sugglers ruin their plans.  I guess that proves the old adage, don't rent the abandoned warehouse directly across the street from the biggest bank in the city.  Join us as we talk about Johnny 5 and his quest for respect in a world against him.  Plus we get honest-to-God tears from watching a robot get Jesus beat.

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