Thursday, June 13, 2019

187: "Who Ordered The Big Wet Butts?" - Second Act (2018)

 
In the great pantheon of movies featuring SNL cast members, we would be derelict in our responsibilities if we didn't cover Second Act starring Jennifer Lopez as a 40 year old woman who lies on her resume to get a job as a consultant for a cosmetics company and meets the daughter she gave up for adoption.  It features an award worthy performance from the one and only Ellen Cleghorne as Sheniqua, the woman who works at Valu-Mart who can be seen in one scene and speaks two words of dialogue.  We've watched movies for dumber reasons and this is one of the dumber movies we've seen.  Nothing makes sense, nobody acts like a real human being, plot twists fly at the screen with wild abandon and nothing seems to matter.  J. Lo crashes two boats on a corporate retreat because she pretended to be captain of her rowing team and the president looks at it like it's a fun thing.  She pretends to speak Mandarin at a business meeting but ends up talking about a dog's anal glands and the Mandarin man she's speaking to thinks it's the funniest thing.  All this plus a Salt N Pepa dance sequence and a plant that survived Hiroshima on this week's Saturday Night Jive.  Enjoy!
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