96: "Thanks For The Buttcheeks, Darwin" - Evolution (2001)

This week on Saturday Night Jive we're back to Big Fat Dan Aykroyd and his re-teaming with Ghostbusters director Ivan Reitman in the 2001 film Evolution.  Also featuring an appearance by SNL alum Sarah Silverman, this big budget sci-fi comedy is brought to you by insane product placement by Head & Shoulders shampoo.  What do you do with such a product?  Well, you can wash your hair with it, or shove it up your ass as this movie does.  There's a big alien asshole in this movie and we spend most of the time talking about that but also discuss George's invalid theories of evolution, squids with 5 buttholes, Orlando Jones's fascination with butts, Julianne Moore's over qualifications for this movie, David Duchovney's lack of charisma and much more.  Enjoy!
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95: "It Smells Like Taint" - The Out-Of-Towners (1999)

It's Mark McKinney week on Saturday Night Jive and we're talking about the 1999 comedy that could only exist in New York.  It's The Out-Of-Towners starring Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn as a married couple in the twilight of their years going to the big city for a job interview.  Complications arise including only in New York set pieces like angry dogs, broken vending machines, sexaholic meetings, John Cleese in drag and having sex in front of Rudy Giuliani.  Enjoy!
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94: "President Hat" - Red Heat (1988)

We're back to good old Jim Belushi and we watched the 1988 buddy cop comedy Red Heat.  Starring Belushi as a tough wise-cracking Chicago cop and Arnold Schwarzenegger as a humorless Soviet super cop partnered together for a plot that makes no sense.  There's lots of blood, lots of buses but no subtitles.  Enjoy!
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93: "Hitler Robot Santa...What Did I Miss?!?" - The Santa Clause 2 & 3

It's never too late to say "Merry Christmas" and it's never too late for two Disney Christmas movies that should never have been released in theaters.  It's a super-sized episode where we discuss The Santa Clause 2 starring SNL alum Molly Shannon and The Santa Clause 3 starring Martin Short.  Watch Santa get laid.  See Elizabeth Mitchell as a sexy Professor Snape.  Watch Judge Reinhold get more and more creepy.  Hear more farts than you thought you wanted.  Watch an hour of Alan Arkin and then introduce time travel into your movie.  Merry Christmas, we put two big lumps of shit in your stocking.
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92: "You Had Me At Clown. You Lost Me At Rape." - The Santa Clause (1994)

Stuff your stocking with a little holiday murder.  It's The Santa Clause starring Tim Allen and SNL alum Mary Gross.  Why does Santa always pick Christmas Eve to take a vacation or commit suicide?  Why does Santa have to be fat?  Why can't we put that Naughty and Nice List on a floppy disk?  Why do the elves show no remorse over Santa's death?  Why are there so many Christmas movies that focus on the fact that Santa doesn't exist?  All these questions plus a laundry list of shitty Whoopi Goldberg movies and some information on the Disney film Santa Paws.  Enjoy!
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91: "Chekhov's Gnome With Big Tits" - A Gnome Named Gnorm aka Upworld (1990)

Remember E.T. and how cute and cuddly he was?  What was he missing?  That's right a raging libido and the urge to bone hot ladies all the time.  That's basically the plot of A Gnome Named Gnorm released in some parts of the country under the alternate title Upworld.  Anthony Michael Hall is back playing dress-up as the worst cop in California and he's partnered with a terrifying puppet.  It's like Lethal Weapon if, instead of Danny Glover, Riggs was played by a goblin from Labyrinth.  This movie is on YouTube in it's entirety and we highly recommend checking it out just for the sole fact that you get to see Jerry Orbach bitch slap a puppet gnome.  Enjoy!
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90: "It Was Just Racist Enough" - Soul Man (1986)

C. Thomas Howell and Arye Gross, two people who should not be headlining a comedy play two guys who hate studying that somehow get into Harvard Law School in the hit 1986 comedy "Soul Man".  This tells the story of class struggles really as a rich white kid gets mercilessly cut off from his parents and digs deep into his soul to truly find himself.  Oh yeah, this is the blackface comedy that set our country back many a year.  Howell exceeds the recommended dosage on some tanning pills to turn himself black to get a scholarship.  If you think that last sentence makes sense then you can get into this comedy that for some weird reason kinda works.  You have to get past the fact that this Brat Packer is in blackface the entire film but if you forget that there are some good gags.  Enough that both of us give it a recommendation.  This movie is so 1980s it features a performance by Ronald Reagan Jr. and whatever happened to Brian Benben?  Oh by the way, Julia Louis-Dreyfus is in this movie too.  Enjoy!
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