75: "Shit Flakes" - Foodfight! (2013)

Not since 'Freddy Got Fingered' have we been so adamant that this is the worst film we have watched.  'Foodfight!' tells the story of Dex Dogtective as he runs around a supermarket that comes to life after it closes searching for his lost love, a sexy and possibly blind cat-human hybrid thing.  Along the way he uncovers a secret plot that may eliminate all the mascots from existence, so with the help of Mr. Clean, Mrs. Butterworth, Charlie Tuna and The Vlasic Pickle Stork he wages a war with the only weapon at their disposal, food.  Think 'Toy Story' but with food mascots, sexual innuendos, terrible puns, vomit inducing animation and Nazis, lots of Nazis.  Chris Kattan voices an annoying penguin which brings this movie to the podcast.  The movie features a cast that includes Charlie Sheen, Ed Asner, Christopher Lloyd, Hilary Duff, Wayne Brady, Eva Longoria, Larry Miller, Jerry Stiller, Harvey Fierstein and Christine Baranski but with zero laughs and did we mention this movie looks like a big pile of garbage?  Get ready for the most confounding movie discussion in Saturday Night Jive history.  It's FOODFIGHT!, enjoy.
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74: "She's A Vampire And A Ghost" - Twixt (2011)

In 2011 Francis Ford Coppola made an almost unwatchable horror film called "Twixt".  Luckily, he gave Father Guido Sarducci aka Don Novello a small part so we can discuss it on Saturday Night Jive.  This movie put Ben to sleep and made George scream obscenities at the TV.  What happened to Francis Ford Coppola and does he know how shitty this is?  Is this an elaborate con?  Why do all alternate dimensions have to do with Hitler?  Is 30,000 books sold OK business?  Was this movie secretly directed by a goat?  These questions and more in this week's Saturday Night Jive.  Enjoy!

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73: "Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good" Ghostbusters (2016)

Meninists get ready, we're talking 2016's Ghostbusters!  Alas, you misguided white men, your protests are in vain.  This movie stinks with or without a controversy.  Join us for a spirited discussion on one of the worst reboots in a summer full of them.  This movie has a lot of gags but no connective tissue.  It's almost as if they cut the plot from the movie to make room for more ad-libbed jokes, which is evidenced by it's Master Of Disguise like end credits.  Ghostbusters stars Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones and (don't worry) a ton of superfluous cameos from the original movie.
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72: "Squeeze The Pig Piss Over Baby Mila Kunis" - Krippendorf's Tribe (1998)

Remember when Richard Dreyfuss did a movie almost entirely in blackface?  No?  Well, you've never seen Krippendorf's Tribe!  What starts off as a mediocre 90s family comedy turns into a hidden gem that may or may not know just how racist it is.  This family comedy has circumcision, a girl's first period, pig piss, dildos, a lot of blackface and a dirty dirty sex scene (also in blackface).  This week's SNL alum was Siobhan Fallon, who you may not rememeber from SNL, but she will always have a special place in our hearts for introducing us to this bizarre movie.  How does a college afford to have such a big anthropology staff?  How much of a piece of human garbage is James Krippendorf?  Why can't Paul Giamatti play Big Momma?  How could you lie to Larry Swift?  and, oh my god, that sex scene...
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71: "Thank God For White People" - High School High (1996)

In 1996 Jon Lovitz starred in the pop culture parody High School High.  20 years later, we are here to discuss it.  Unfortunately, this movie leaves little to talk about.  It's a spoof movie with about a 50% joke to laugh ratio.  We do get to an actual conversation about SNL though, so that's a plus.  How racist is this movie?  Does it realize it's racism?  Who is the worst actor to have an Oscar?  Is Rhinestone Cowboy a listenable song?  These questions and more on this week's episode of Saturday Night Jive.
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70: "Little Chick Dick" - Wired (1989)

It is time for the failed 1989 biopic of original Not Ready For Prime Time Player John Belushi.  It's Wired, the movie based on the Bob Woodward book with too much truth in it.  This movie is far more interesting to talk about than watch.  This movie didn't get the rights to use Saturday Night Live sketches so they instead bizarrely recreated them with Richard Nixon Coneheads.  It also decides to put Bob Woodward in the movie as a character who sits on Belushi's death bed.  How did Belushi die?  What does Michael Chiklis look like naked?  How old is Alex Rocco? Did Dan Aykroyd ever call back his witch army?  The answers to all those questions and more in this weel's episode.  Enjoy!
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69: "Adam Sandler Cured My Cancer" - The Do-Over (2016)

We're here for the 69th episode (tee hee hee) of Saturday Night Jive.  If you think that's funny, you should watch "The Do-Over" the Netflix original film starring Adam Sandler and David Spade.  We are both evenly divided and united at the same time on this movie.  While it is not a "good" film it does have enough laughs to sustain the ludicrous plot points.  We are talking chick fights, pegging, Swardson, three ways, floppy fake titties and The Commish/Daddio himself Michael Chiklis.  Why does Adam Sandler dig into a dead corpse's ass?  We may never know but we can theorize in this week's episode.  Enjoy!  Also, they cure cancer in this movie.

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