Wednesday, August 19, 2015

46: "What Do You Think Of This, Mr. Horse?" - Hot To Trot

The great debate continues!  We have been trying to find a film that George loves as much as Ben loves "Toys".  We stumbled upon it accidentally and it is the 1988 Bobcat Goldthwait vehicle "Hot To Trot" also featuring SNL alums Mary Gross, Tim Kazurinsky and Gilbert Gottfried as "The Dentist".  This podcast features a lot of giggling George and exasperated Ben.  Listen and enjoy our discussion of horse sex, insider trading, Dabney Coleman's sex stable and more.
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Friday, August 14, 2015

45: "Clemenza Takes The Cannoli" - Freddy Got Fingered

We finally take on what has been called one of the worst movies of all time.  Freddy Got Fingered is a loving tribute from a son to his father, featuring an award worthy performance from SNL alum Anthony Michael Hall.  The film follows Gort as he learns to become a man, an animator and an animal jerk off enthusiast.  This movie is insanely awful.  We discuss Tom Green's character arc to jerk off bigger animals, the sadness of Rip Torn, why this movie is titled the way it is, and it gets a bit serious as we try to figure out if Tom Green is seriously mentally challenged.
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Sunday, August 9, 2015

44: "President Shaq" - Pixels

This week we talk the latest Adam Sandler film Pixels.  This is our first installment of the podcast which features a movie in theaters now, although probably not in theaters for very long.  This movie has definitely been unfairly maligned by critics but it still has some problems.  We discuss how this movie could have been better with Jesse Eisenberg, Jackie Earl Haley, Shaq and David Wain directing, how do you use cheat codes in real life situations and why Sandler looks so bored when he is blasting aliens.  Did Jack And Jill kill his spirit or was he always terrible?  We discuss, you decide.
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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

43: "She's A God Damn Robot" - Toys

We get into the great debate over whether Toys is an act of whimsy with levels of artistic merit, or a huge piece of shit.  Ben is on the former, George is on the latter.  We may not solve this conundrum but we do solve the conspiracy of 9/11.  Enjoy this discussion, featuring SNL alum Joan Cusack, spoiler alert, she's a god damn robot.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

42: "That's A Dick Nose" - Nothing But Trouble

This week we wrap our minds around Dan Aykroyd's directorial debut and coincidentally the last time anyone let him near a camera.  It's Nothing But Trouble, a bizarre dystopian fable with Chevy Chase quips, female John Candy, Inbred poop monster brothers, Brazilian lovers or, are they siblings, and of course a dick nose.  We discuss that dick nose at length, where other dicks might be and more with special guests Bryan (George's roommate) and Morgan (the homeless guy sleeping on George's couch).
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Monday, July 27, 2015

41: "Vagina Monsters From Venus" - Martians Go Home

In this episode of Saturday Night Jive, Randy Quaid makes his 4th appearance as we discuss "Martians Go Home".  This is a movie that George was obsessed with as a young comedy nerd because of the abundance of bad stand-ups from the '80s.  This film is loaded with plot holes, bad jokes, horrible visual effects, green gardening gloves, Barry Sobel and cheesy love ballads.  Stay past the end credits for vagina monsters from Venus.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

40: "Sugar Cubes And Cat Shit" - Modern Problems

Modern Problems is the story of a down on his luck guy who through the magic of toxic waste and an open sunroof develops telekinetic powers.  How to use these powers?  Good?  Evil?  Cleaning cat shit off a bar of soap and stacking sugar cubes?  Spoiler alert, it's the third option.  We try to wrap our mere mortal brains around this film with the help of George's roommate Bryan, who I don't believe we ever introduce, who wants a professionally made podcast?  Chevy Chase makes his third appearance on Saturday Night Jive but definitely not his last, I mean, we haven't even mentioned "Under The Rainbow" yet.
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