Thursday, March 31, 2022

291: "How Dumb Is America?" - Police Academy 4 Citizens On Patrol (1987)

We're dumb.  We watched Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol.  This is the first movie in the Police Academy series we've seen.  We thought it would be funny to watch the 4th one, because it features SNL alums Tim Kazurinsky and David Spade.  Turns out, they were really running out of steam by the time they got to this one.  How dumb was America that people kept going to the theater year after year to see another Police Academy movie?  Steve Guttenberg's final entry in the series has the group of prankster policemen training some skateboard punks to be street vigilantes.  Then they fight ninjas for some reason.  This movie is dumb so we spend a lot of time talking about The Batman and movies we used to spank it to instead.  Enjoy!

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Saturday, March 26, 2022

290: "The Absence Of A Fart" - Corky Romano (2001)

It's a bare-knuckle debate over Corky Romano starring Chris Kattan.  Is it, as Ben says, an awful piece of shit?  Or, is it a comedy classic starring this era's Buster Keaton?  Only you can decide as George and Ben are torn on this 2001 comedy that was ghost written by Paul Thomas Anderson on a 10 day coke bender.  Kattan stars as the titular Corky, the son of a mobster, who infiltrates the FBI to recover evidence against his family.  It's basically The Departed with a few more farts.  Enjoy!


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Thursday, March 17, 2022

289: "Dan Aykroyd's Big Old Milkers" - Diamonds (1999)

Let's go get some whores with Dan Aykroyd and Kirk Douglas!  We watched Diamonds from 1999 starring Kirk, about 3 years after having a severe stroke, as a man who has had a severe stroke and goes on a road trip with his son and grandson to find some diamonds he hid in his youth.  Along the way they bond, crash cars, get mugged by hobos, gamble with John Landis, and spend about half the movie in Lauren Bacall's whore house.  This is a pretty bad movie, but there is an extended sequence where Dan Aykroyd gets his boobies fondled by a prostitute.  Enjoy!


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Friday, March 11, 2022

288: "Bill Maher Is Going To Murder Me" - Tomcats (2001)

It's Horatio Sanz week on Saturday Night Jive and we watched Tomcats from 2001 starring SNL's favorite loverboy Horatio, Jerry O'Connell, Jake Busey, Shannon Elizabeth, and the Academy Award winning performance from Bill Maher as Carlos, the Las Vegas casino boss.  It's a raunchy comedy from before we cared about other people's feelings.  You want misogyny, homophobia, and David Ogden Stiers chowing down on a human testicle?  Then this is the film for you.  We learn that things we liked when we were younger don't hold up at all.  Enjoy!


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